Sorry homie but when it comes time to pay me my money I'm not excepting no I.O.U. or any sob story. You going to pay me one way or another #REALTALK - Tabasco45
Our accidental meeting was indeed destiny because we immediately hooked up and I didn't need any sort of lubrication. Seemed our bodies were naturally made compatible. - Tabasco45
After ten years together babe's ass is just as good as the first time I hit it back in college. I'm in this (literally) in it for the rest of my days plus I do love him. - Tabasco45
She thought she could leave her boyfriend with her gay brother while she went to work but brother within minutes showed there's no loyalty when it comes to a dick. - Tabasco45
My partner is a sex maniac who needs it all day and night 365 days a week. I can't even cook but I gotta admit I love the hell out of him. - Tabasco45
Our lifelong bud was getting married tomorrow to a wonderful woman we all love so on his bachelor night we gave him one final gay hoorah before letting him go str8 for life but feeling he'll be back. - Tabasco45
Dude broke in my house and I think he intentionally let me catch him. He apologized and told me to do what ever I wanted to do to him just don't call the police cause he was on probation. - Tabasco45
TRUST ME: Quarantining can be phenomenal if you are stocked up on enough food, cocktails and have the right booty buddy quarantining with you. - Tabasco45