Our accidental meeting was indeed destiny because we immediately hooked up and I didn't need any sort of lubrication. Seemed our bodies were naturally made compatible. - Tabasco45
Our lifelong bud was getting married tomorrow to a wonderful woman we all love so on his bachelor night we gave him one final gay hoorah before letting him go str8 for life but feeling he'll be back. - Tabasco45
TRUST ME: Quarantining can be phenomenal if you are stocked up on enough food, cocktails and have the right booty buddy quarantining with you. - Tabasco45
Dude broke in my house and I think he intentionally let me catch him. He apologized and told me to do what ever I wanted to do to him just don't call the police cause he was on probation. - Tabasco45
After ten years together babe's ass is just as good as the first time I hit it back in college. I'm in this (literally) in it for the rest of my days plus I do love him. - Tabasco45
My partner is a sex maniac who needs it all day and night 365 days a week. I can't even cook but I gotta admit I love the hell out of him. - Tabasco45
She thought she could leave her boyfriend with her gay brother while she went to work but brother within minutes showed there's no loyalty when it comes to a dick. - Tabasco45
Sorry homie but when it comes time to pay me my money I'm not excepting no I.O.U. or any sob story. You going to pay me one way or another #REALTALK - Tabasco45