Every time my friend's wife refuses him sex he comes over to my house to release his pressure yet he still proclaims he isn't gay he's str8. I could care less as long as he eats my ass. - Tabasco45
If you want to keep your job your most priority duty is to please your boss whenever requested so are you going to drop the drawers or are you going back to the unemployment office? - Tabasco45
While chilling my step dad's friend who was staying over for the weekend slipped into my room. He was naked so I acted as if I didn't know he was there. Couldn't believe he could fuck like that. - Tabasco45
When I turnt fifty years old some sort of switch clicked in my head and all I desired was some young tight booty so I dumped my partner and found me a hot lil thug dude with a tight asshole. - Tabasco45
