An old man approached me saying in his younger days he's always craved a black man's asshole but he hadn't had one for nearly 30 years so I decided to give him some to lift his spirit. - Tabasco45
Saw this guy at a auto parts store started talking about cars and convinced him to stop by my house to see my cars and one thing led to another beer and his hole in my face with some of my friends. - PHXLevisman1