When my best friend's grandpa invited me over to help prepare for a surprise party for his grandson I was more than happy to help but I got the surprised when I walked in. - Tabasco45
Oneof my best and oldest friends, always passive since more than 25 years decided to join an adventure on the other side. Wasn´t so bad, but every bump took such a looong time ;) - strelitzie
Every time my friend's wife refuses him sex he comes over to my house to release his pressure yet he still proclaims he isn't gay he's str8. I could care less as long as he eats my ass. - Tabasco45
While chilling my step dad's friend who was staying over for the weekend slipped into my room. He was naked so I acted as if I didn't know he was there. Couldn't believe he could fuck like that. - Tabasco45
