when your friend tells you he found out his BF cheated on him, so to get even he pulls out his dick and lets you milk him...yea, good times. - Meniswallow
Gym grandpa kept watching my bulge as i was working out. He started to talk then said his wife was out town and invited me to have a drink. He then was mellow and said he wanted to get a "massage" - Sparklinguy
