My job required me to learn Spanish at my own expense so I hired a Spanish teacher but seeing him I doubled his salary if he would give me some Mexican booty instead and he agreed. - Tabasco45
Calming down my hysterical girlfriend on the phone while dicking down a stranger in a public restroom. It's a normal day routine to me. - Tabasco45
This dumb ass dude honestly thought I was going to pay $75 for a room just to give him $10 for a piece of ass. Seriously? Made his ass lay on the ground beside my car. - Tabasco45
When I turnt fifty years old some sort of switch clicked in my head and all I desired was some young tight booty so I dumped my partner and found me a hot lil thug dude with a tight asshole. - Tabasco45
Being the only gay couple in the neighborhood everyone is always looking and gossiping so we decided to give them all something to really talk about. - Tabasco45
