Usually I don't do the elderly but grandpa had cash on hand so I made an exception. I see now that just because there isn't smoke in the chimney means there's no fire in the furnace. - Tabasco45
An old man approached me saying in his younger days he's always craved a black man's asshole but he hadn't had one for nearly 30 years so I decided to give him some to lift his spirit. - Tabasco45
