My roommates were unexpectedly home and I didn't want them to hear all this. I could even hear them laughing, and I'm sure it was about the sounds they were hearing from my room. I try to... - protocol
This chick's place burnt down. But instead of staying with her boyfriend (they fight a lot), see comes and visits me!! Caught me off guard, but fuck it if I didn't. You know someone will. - one_ugly_dude