Every so often I stroll through Magnolia Park where the homeless drunks hang out with a bottle of cheap wine so I could get a good sloppy blow job in exchange for it. - Tabasco45
After being disrespected in the clue by a str8 dude two DL brothas lay in wait until the club closes to confront him not knowing he was trying to grab their attention which is why he walked home. - Tabasco45
Whenever my homie and I get together with our girls for card night we always go out to the car for a regular cigarette break. That's our story and we sticking to it. - Tabasco45