Feeling a little feisty I shoved my smallest massager into my too tight neglected hole. This activates my slut mode as I get in the shower and start jiggling and feeling up my blubber. - PearShapedBear
I take a photo of my cock and balls every morning for a year with the camera in the same spot creating an erotic time-lapse video displaying all of the moods of my package when I first wake up. - JoshT