Don't know what the fuck is up inside of him but I'm so addicted to his asshole. Weird thing is I never want to pound him but just eat him. - Tabasco45
Every night I get this craving for oatmeal cookies. My better half started complaining cause he said I was gaining weight. As an alternative he suggested I eat something else at night. - Tabasco45
I've always loved my baby's gassy aroma but tonight it was extra raunchy and it totally turned me on. I laid there inhaling the most delicious fumes I've ever smelled. - Tabasco45
Usually I don't fuck around like this and I was insulted when this Mf'er offered me money to toss his salad but upon seeing his luscious cheeks I couldn't help but to eat that like KFC chicken. - Tabasco45
At the bar this guy I met precisely stated he wasn't interested in fucking me but I could suck his dick and that's it. I agreed to his terms but after smelling his raunchy asshole I had to taste it. - Tabasco45