This crackhead actually thought I was going to pay for a room to hit his smelly ass. Give me a break. Take these ten dollars and bend over or forget it. - Tabasco45
Stranded guy flags down a seemingly nice guy and asks for a ride into town not realizing until much later he had to pay for the ride and he was broke so he paid another way. - Tabasco45
Calming down my hysterical girlfriend on the phone while dicking down a stranger in a public restroom. It's a normal day routine to me. - Tabasco45
Whenever I'm feeling frisky all I have to do is stroll through the local park flashing my cakes and my cakes always brings them out of the wood works. - Tabasco45
In these troubling times we all still do anonymous hook ups in the park yet we do wear masks but we don't wear condoms. Masks are lawfully required condoms aren't. - Tabasco45
Surprisingly my new co-worker was on the same level as me. Every chance we got at work we fucked. That was the only time we could cause we both were married. - Tabasco45
Very tight with my money and I believe in paying the bare minimum on absolutely everything even ass. Five dollars a pop and doing it in my car. Catch my nut and get the hell on. - Tabasco45
